February 2012
152 posts
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
I hate all these posts on here lately about some girl saying “I’m fat” “I’m ugly” “Nobody loves me” “I want to look like this” “My body sucks, this is ugly, I need to lose this”. It’s ridiculous what society has become. For a girl to believe she’s ugly just because she’s not a size 00 walking the runway of...
channing tatum: you were in a car accident, i'm your husband
me: ok
